Due to Publish in April 2006

The Bumper Scottish Jokebook is a fun-filled collection of over 400 jokes about and by the finest kilt-wearing, haggis-loving and bagpipe-playing race in the world! So Sassenachs look out - the Scots are about to make you laugh!

'What's the matter, Jock?' asked Willie when he saw his pal looking very disheartened.
          'Och, Willie. It's me kilt.'
          'What's wrong with it?' asked Willie.
          ' Well, I've just washed it and now I can't do a fling with it!'

What do you call a Scottish bank-robber?
          Rab D. Bank!

A Scotsman walked into his local fishmonger's in Arbroath and said,
          'I'd like a pair of Arbroath Smokies for the wife, please.'
          'I'm sorry Sir, I dinnae have a pair left,' said the fishmonger.
          'Och well, give me odd ones. She'll never notice!'